In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

highlyfunctioning-fangirl:

starfleetrambo:

xshiromorix:

capt-james-t-kirk:

supernaturalfan1:

underthestarssofaraway:


I like how everyone seems like they’re dead tired and Thor’s just there going'om nom nom this is a shawarma nom nom nom'

Notice how Clint and Natasha seemed to have appropriated half of each others’ chairs.

and I think Tony is just realizing that he literally died and was scared back to life by the man to his left

and steve, being the senior citizen, is simply nodding off

Also, the dude behind the counter just nonchalantly making shawarma for the goddamn Avengers like they come in every day.

#meanwhile loki is outside tied to the bike rack with mjolnir on his chest

I’ve reblogged this about five times already and I dont plan on stopping
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the mashup you didnt need.

It took me two days to find this again and I’m never letting go

ohmy god. its the smash mouth fugue i’ve been looking for it for so long GOD DAMNIT IT’S HERE AND IT’S BEAUTIFUL

absolute ogreload.

don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming

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Agents of S.H.I.E.L.DSeason 1 Episode 1 (x)Season 1 Episode 2 (x)Season 1 Episode 3 (x)Season 1 Episode 4 (x)Season 1 Episode 5 (x)Season 1 Episode 6 (x)Season 1 Episode 7 (x)Season 1 Episode 8 (x)Season 1 Episode 9 (x)Season 1 Episode 10 (x)Season 1 Episode 11 (x)Season 1 Episode 12 (x)Season 1 Episode 13 (x)Season 1 Episode 14 (x)Season 1 Episode 15 (x)


Movies


X-MenX-Men (x)X2 X-men united (x)X-men: The Last Stand (x)X-Men Origins: Wolverine (x)X-Men: First Class (x)The Wolverine (x)


Iron Man (x)Iron Man 2 (x)Iron Man 3 (x)Thor (x)Thor: The Dark World (x)Captain America: The First Avenger (x)The Avengers (x)

The Amazing Spiderman (x)

Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this